By D. Kimberly
After Single Black Male’s recent Wish List Post. I decided to create a Single Girl’s Christmas Wish List of my own:
Besides the strapping young man in the feature image (who I’ve had the pleasure of meeting) or someone like him…here is my list:
1. Invisible Earplugs – the kind that block out the redundant bragging of all of newly wedded girlfriends who have outdated advice on how to catch a man.
2. Tickets to Eygpt or the Bahamas so I can have a reason to brag too
3. Mail order man – a great looking platonic friend that can accompany me to functions, movies, restaurants when I don’t want to be forced to pick a random and don’t want to go out alone.
4. A membership to a gym – I promise I will do it this time!
5. Spanx – until I can use that gym membership
6. Poof “Be Gone” Potion – to make that one annoying guy with bad breath and corny come-ons magically disappear
7. Thai/Chinese Gift Cards – For those nights when I’ve had a bad date and are “Set it Off” or “Waiting to Exhale” inclined…I can stuff my face without remorse
8. A Diamond ring that’s for me and doesn’t signify anything other than Im awesome and deserve it.
9. A 1,000 dollar shopping spree – because single ladies and looking good should be synonymous
10. A “Get Yo Life Right With God” answering machine – for those guys who think one great date equals one step towards satin sheet kingdom
11. Heels that don’t hurt – so I can stop lying saying 6 inch heels are comfortable at the after work mixer while honestly I’m walking like my ankles are broken.
12. Patience in a bottle – for those times when life seems overwhelming, and all I want is someone to share it with…patience grant me the ability to not try and force something before its time
What’s on your Single Lady’s Christmas List?
Love this!
Great list!